All I want to do is attend to attend a strip-club.

All I want to do is attend to attend a strip-club.

Trig

While watching porn I Stumbled across this.

http://video.xnxx.com/video1506035/my_hot_little_sister

I completely forgot I was watching porn when she proceeded to FAIL at math.

ITS A FUCKING 3,4,5 TRIANGLE damn it… I learned that in the 10th grade JESUS.

Subtle

Girls have very subtle ways of breaking your heart.

conjumbled:

WHAT

WHATS 2+2? GONORRHEA!

(Source: zenhou21)

one of my good friends constantly cheats on his girlfriend.

she loves him dearly.

Treat Girls Like Shit. They Enjoy it.

Natural Selection

That akward moment you realize your a beta male…